dilbert: that won't work, because once i explain the proper context, he will see there is nothing to it. • Man creates Goose, Goose delays man, God kills Man, Goose kills God… eats God- Goose eats God… women rule the world! later that day. Some of the quotes fans continue to use to this day. That elevator shaft scene taken out of context cracks me up. #business, Follow. • Yes! Right, Parker?”. I just realized that I have a lot of random little lines in my writing that sound completely wild out of context. That boy was already thirsting for him since minute one and we didn’t even notice. you”, *Kerry holding dildo* “I can help! These 14 ‘90s movie quotes sound weirder on their own than they do in context. I do think the game design on Achilles’ bracer is really good. • Hey, Sonic the Hedgehog is in here! Kepler also received an unsolicited fan letter from an unknown math professor at Padua who had got hold of a copy of the book, and whose name amused Kepler. spawn”, “For Michael it’s just a mental thing, I have too many screenshots and need to clear some things out. A billion dragons. dilbert: ...so, as you can see, that quote was out of context. Brian: Roger threw my lyric sheet in Deaky’s trash can, and he’d been eating cheese toast earlier. no i think karkat's right. dilbert: ...so, as you can see, that quote was out of context. It’s a One of the topics in my editing course is about the ethical use of quotes in news stories. And what did Flash do, the minute Peter walked into the party? Something went wrong. Quick reminder that in Spider-Man Homecoming, it was Flash Eugene Thompson that (like the true ho he is) insisted invited Spider-man to Liz’ party. #I should preface this conversation by saying I know exactly what you and Jade are going to do. He just gave me a big bag of weed!! (said through wheezing laughter). Miles, Only a guy’s face! You opened the door, you built the fucking door, out of wood, shit wood!! • A, B, CRONK, Doug, eeeieeeeie~, fffffffnuh… Gumpy~! Synonyms for quote out of context include misreport, misattribute, misquote, misrepresent, overstate, put words in somebody's mouth, pervert, falsify, garble … co-worker: i don't like what you wrote about my project, so i took one of your quotes out of context, to make you look dumb, and sent it to your boss. #thanks for the ideas fellow newsie stans, #irony is every autistic can probably guess the context, #i am personally VERY much enjoying hades, #i am NOT good at video games but i am also actually doing okay at this one and i'm so pumped about it, #did I tag quotes and stuff in my last post, “cain killed abel in an unfortunate disagreement about sacrifices”, “there, i made it about god, can I talk about pagans now?”, “what’s the deal with all the one-eyed people?” “keep an eye on them”, “the romans saw the picts as naked losers”, “loki was everyone’s annoying younger brother until the christians showed up” “yeah, the whole baldr thing was only barely his fault”, “i can’t pronounce his name, so i’m just gonna call him the guy until someone else says it so i can copy how they say it”, “this gave us many of the monsters from legend, including Angelina Jolie”, “seven was a magic number, so him having seven fingers on each hand makes him the epitome of sexiness for them”, “so the five year old hulks out and kills a bunch of people”, “if you relax your eyes, what can you see?” “an octopus”, “wow, the celts made boar sculptures, i’m so surprised”, “since she’s basing all her arguments off a manuscript that no longer exists, we’re just gonna call this speculation”, “the picts also walked off with buckets and buckets of roman coins that they had no use for, cause they didn’t have a monetary system”, “animal salad is my new favourite phrase”, “what animal do you think it’s meant to be?” “well, it’s squiggly, so i’m gonna say it’s a serpent” “it’s a horse”, “Why do old people talk” “to prove they'se still alive”, “I hope it’s really bloody with a nice clear picture”, “Please your highness, may I do the honors?”, “I said he heard it right here, and he did”, “And when nunzio gets nervous I don’t look pretty”, “Now there’s a headline even Elmer could sell”, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), *being crossed examined* “I’m a cop, so fuck you.”, “I have a ketchup quota, thankyouverymuch.”, *whole team serenading* “I!